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heist23 · Nov 22, 2005, 01:17 AM // 01:17

and then there's an interesting method for those of you up north. some how knock them unconsious and stuff a whole bunch of snow down their throat. they'll suffocate before they wake up, and as a bonus, the snow will melt by the time the body is found.

but enough talk about murder...i mean, this could get me a nice spot in juvie.

benmanhaha · Nov 22, 2005, 01:17 AM // 01:17

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Originally Posted by sir skulkcrasher

Great White Shark.. the best friend a murderer needed!

i dont know, sharks are restricted to water, where as polerbears can swim and kill, AT THE SAME TIME!!

EchoSex · Nov 22, 2005, 01:31 AM // 01:31

Interesting read.

http://www.parmaq.com/truecrime/HowTo.htm

Lou · Nov 22, 2005, 02:04 AM // 02:04

First of all if you hate something enough to kill it you have to have the balls to kill it yourself you don't use a shark or polar bolar..... and echo makes a good point with the mosquito and turkey thing.

Green Booger · Nov 22, 2005, 02:34 AM // 02:34

only person i want to kill is my older brother

Finch · Nov 22, 2005, 03:01 AM // 03:01

Theres some short story by Edgar Allen Poe about something like this. I can't think of it right now, but theres this servant who works for this man. The man has a very evil eye or something, and the servant hates it. He kills the man and buries him under the floorboard. When the police come to question him, they question him above the floor board. He then hears or feels the heart of the dead man and just has to confess.

It goes something like that, i just put it into my own words. I guess you can say it relates to the topic, i dont know.

chris_nin00 · Nov 22, 2005, 03:04 AM // 03:04

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Originally Posted by Finch

Theres some short story by Edgar Allen Poe about something like this. I can't think of it right now, but theres this servant who works for this man. The man has a very evil eye or something, and the servant hates it. He kills the man and buries him under the floorboard. When the police come to question him, they question him above the floor board. He then hears or feels the heart of the dead man and just has to confess.

In short the servant kills his master because the servant himself is crazy... his conscience however gets the best of him in the end and the servant confesses to the cops that he killed the master, even though the cops didn't even ask about 'murder'

EchoSex · Nov 22, 2005, 03:07 AM // 03:07

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Originally Posted by Finch

Theres some short story by Edgar Allen Poe about something like this. I can't think of it right now, but theres this servant who works for this man. The man has a very evil eye or something, and the servant hates it. He kills the man and buries him under the floorboard. When the police come to question him, they question him above the floor board. He then hears or feels the heart of the dead man and just has to confess.

It goes something like that, i just put it into my own words. I guess you can say it relates to the topic, i dont know.

"THERE! THE BEATING OF HIS HIDIOUS HEART!"

Tell Tale Heart. GOOD story.

Finch · Nov 22, 2005, 11:48 AM // 11:48

ah, thats what it was. I guess i was close enough heh.

Old Dood · Nov 22, 2005, 11:58 AM // 11:58

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Originally Posted by heist23

CSI didn't really help me if i ever wanted to plan a murder. just swap on some gloves, pick a lock, use a pillow, get out and you're done. oh yeah, and burn the gloves. then burn the ashes.

:P

You forgot something.....shave ALL your body hair!

Accurax · Nov 22, 2005, 12:04 PM // 12:04

how about not actually killing her.... but just change records to say that she is dead.... hmmm.... no bank account...... no credit rating..... kicked out of house.... living on rat droppings. .... sleeping in a (very large) card-board box .... mumbleing like a schizophrenic chimpanzee on a bad acid trip.

Death ios too good for some people my friend...... Make them suffer 4TW

Accurax · Nov 22, 2005, 12:06 PM // 12:06

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Originally Posted by Old Warrior Dood

You forgot something.....shave ALL your body hair!

Wouldnt the police just be looking for a agitated man / woman with zero hair.

Fluffy hats could be your downfall

scary

Sister Rosette · Nov 22, 2005, 12:10 PM // 12:10

A-Bomb.

No prints.
No corpse.
No evidence.
No safe way to get near the crime scene for 40+ years.

Omega_2005 · Nov 22, 2005, 12:11 PM // 12:11

hate to say it, but those recent bomings are a good way to commit a murder and make it look like suicide...

Gustav Gloomp · Nov 22, 2005, 12:22 PM // 12:22

become an assassin or a sniper dude in the army or a hitman.